1. Do you straighten your hair everyday?
Everyday.
2. Do you worry about the size of your boobs?
Everyday.
3. What's your favorite girly magazine?
Morbid Curiousity
4. Would you kill for chocolate?
No, and I can't stand those "Give me the chocolate and no one gets hurt" t-shirts worn by overweight soccer moms that watch the View and read Cathy comics. They seriously make me want to kill somebody. Same goes for the "I'll eat ice cream if I get my feelings hurt" cliche.
I'll stick to my fried chicken and baked potatoes.
5. Jeans or Skirt?
I only wear skorts.
6. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
Only if Chuck Taylors count as uncomfortable, which admittedly, they kind of are. Not in a high heel "This is painful" kind of way. Just in a "gee, you know there really are footwear alternatives that offer better arch support" kind of way.
7. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
Everyday.
8. Would you leave the house without makeup on?
No way. People don't think I wear much make up, but what they don't know is that I'm actually black.
9. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?
It's amazing if it's a music or book or movie or dumb shit store. It's life threatening if it's a department store.
10. Are you spoiled?
Yeah.
11. Do you think lip gloss is the best?
No. I only just started putting much-needed chapstick on last week.
12. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
People get stabbed.
13. Do you yell a lot?
I never stop yelling.
14. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
However long it takes me to put my shoes on and find my glasses. Unless it's the rare day where I decide to change clothes. Then however long it takes me to find a different t-shirt.
15. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?
Everday.
16. Do you like skater boys?
Well, seeing as how I'm not 12.....
They don't offend me though.
17. Is pink truly the best color in the world?
It's all I wear.
18. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
Everyday.
19. Gold or Silver?
Silver
20. Do you dress up too much for holidays?
People do that?
21. Do you like wearing dresses?
No, I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns and whoever makes me wear one can rot for all I care.
22. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
Everyday.
23. On a scale of 1-10, how much do guys confuse you?
10
24. What makeup could you not live w/out?
Prosthetic noses.
25. Do you fall in love easily?
Everyday.
26. Do you have a boyfriend?
Several
27. Do you think you have the best friends ever?
Well 2 or 3 of them are probably going to read this, so, uh.....yes? Best ever. Nobody's better.
28. Do you consider yourself pretty?
I'm the most average person ever. Here's a chart that proves it:
Very scientific.
29. Do you think guys will open this, even though it says girly questions?
I think this question doesn't apply here.
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