Tuesday, September 04, 2007

1.) If you were a doll, the accessories packaged with you would be:
Chucks and a black leather wristband

2.) You have an irrational fear of:
I am fetal position afraid of heights but it doesn't stop me from going up on the gigantic ladder at work because I am more afraid of looking like a pansy.

3.) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
They're all dead.

4.) What weight were you when you were born?
5 pounds

5.) What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you murder, and cannibalism.
Is this a question?

6.) What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Stab some one, probably. I don't think I'd really care one way or another about the cheating, but you know, any excuse to stab some one.....

7.) Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
No. Fucking "This profile is set to private" my ass.

8.) I find the thought of childbirth:
vomit inducing. Even the thought of some bloated, sweaty pregnant cow woman turns my stomach.

9.) Next door to my house is:
I've never met my neighbors.

10.) My feet are:
in pain. I brilliantly tried to climb onto a garbage dumpster in the rain.

11.) My preferred style of jeans is:
I know nothing about styles. So long as they don't flare out or have butterflies embroidered into them, they're ok by me, I guess. I also have a little bit of a thing against paying for pre-ripped/faded jeans, but I'm starting to no longer care since they're just going to end up that way anyway.

I used to have a favorite pair of jeans that got torn to shreds in the back, in the front, everywhere, but I wore them anyway even though they probably should have gotten me arrested for indecent exposure. My mom eventually threw them out when I was looking. I'm still pissed.

13.) Know how to cook?
I know how to cook, but I don't know how to cook without making a mess or having the smoke alarms go off.

14.) What do you want to be in life?
I want to be competent enough at something that I can say "Fuck this" at any given moment to any given person.

15.) What is the worst way you were dumped?
To have a worst way means you'd have actually have to be dumped first. And to get dumped, you'd actually have to enter into a relationship.

16.) What child-related smell do you not like?
I'm not sure what this means. Do children have a variety of odors I'm supposed to associate with them? The only thing I'm coming up with is shitty diapers, but that's kind of an easy choice. I mean "I don't like the smell of shitty diapers" is kind of up there with "I hate traffic" for most obvious opinion.

17.) What sea creature scares you?
Aside from dolphins, they're all pretty scary. I guess barra barracuda.

18.) What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
I'm guessing this is some myspace way of separating the (blonde) sorority girls from the (not blonde) outcasts? Let's just say I'm not in a sorority.

19.) What object have you broken most recently?
bones and hearts

20.) Name your favorite cartoon character.
There's a bunch, but I'll stick to Tweety Bird, the loveable sadist, for now.