Tuesday, October 30, 2007

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Like I shower

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black. So, so black.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Don't touch me.

4. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I'm about as happy as one can be filling out an internet survey

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having last night?
I don't remember, but I'm sure it was fascinating and insightful and much better than whatever stupid dream you had last night.

6. What are you craving right now?
fame and fortune

7. Do you floss?
No. My teeth are too ridiculously close together so flossing is more of a chore for me than anybody else.

8. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

9. Would you dance to the taco song?
Is there a taco song? Either way: no.

10. Have you ever counted to 1,000?

11. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I lick it sensuously.

12. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I've seen celebrities here and there, but nothing much more than that. I served Prince a Pepsi without ever seeing him. He was pissed we didn't have Coke. I was also pissed we didn't have coke.

13. Do you like cottage cheese?

14. What are you listening to right now?
I'm half watching Reaper.

15. How many countries have you visited?
US and England. I'm so worldly.

16. Are your parents strict?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

17. Would you go sky diving?
No. I'm afraid of heights and cheap thrills.

18. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Eh probably not, I'm just too busy.

19. Would you throw potatoes at him?
No, thou shalt not waste thy potatoes.

20. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
I have a strict no glitter allowed policy.

21. Do you rent movies often?
I'm trying to get back into the Netflix swing of things after paying for 6 months of it without getting anything new.

22. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
I'm not in a math class, or any class for that matter, but nevertheless: I always sat at the back.

23. Can you count backwards from 74?
Well, I'm not retarded.

24. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Poker fiends and barflies.

25. Brown or white eggs?

Was that racist?

26. Ever been on a train?
Yes, but nothing fancy. Nothing with compartments with beds in them or anything. I'd like to do that eventually.

27. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes, I'm a whore.

28. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
I would need friends to be able to answer this.

29. What was the last CD you bought?
I don't remember....Serge Gainsbourg - Comic Strip, maybe? I mostly buy records, and the last one I bought was Echo and the Bunnymen - Ocean Rain

30. Ever walked into a wall?
All the time. I have all the grace of an ostrich.

31. Favorite time of the year?
It used to be around this time of the year, but thanks to the weather refusing to go cold until November these days, it has changed to about 3 weeks from now.

32. Do you like your life right now?

33. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes, it's standard procedure when you want to get into strangers' underwear drawers.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
Almost never. I hate it with a passion.

35. Are you too forgiving?
Yes, unless I fundamentally don't like some one, I can't hold a grudge. Even when the offender deserves to die. And they all deserve to die.

36. Do you own a gun?
No. But I own a dagger.

37. Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes, but just the standard roped off tourists trap sorts.

38. Do you like your hair?
It's ok. It's purple right now, but for some reason, some parts of it just refuse to take to the purple.

39. Are you emotional?
I suppose, if incessantly seething with rage counts as emotional.